My first STD was from a foam party
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I would ride that face into the sunset
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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