i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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