I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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