In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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