he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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