She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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