Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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