Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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