I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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