He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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