im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I am midnight drunk by noon
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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