i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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