I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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