Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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