worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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