she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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