there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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