i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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