saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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