what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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