So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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