Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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