i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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