alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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