her vagine was all disorganized.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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