Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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