Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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