It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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