O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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