the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
A+ Viking dick
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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