Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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