u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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