I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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