We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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