Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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