So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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