I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.