can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
and she was petting her beer can
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY