I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours