Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"