Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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