Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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