I think I am morally bankrupt
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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