i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
