Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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