Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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