these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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