Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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