we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You don't make any sense
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At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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