No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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