Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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