at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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