@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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